I started this blog as “Chocolate Nation” sometime in the fall of 2008. I can’t give you an exact date. To be honest, this blog is like Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock: A child who has gone through so many foster homes that it doesn’t even know its own birthday. Also, it came out the other side with profanity-filled hit comedy show and talking to pigeons.
I get to play the role of Liz Lemon. I’m just trying to keep this shit under control, but unwittingly enabling it in the process.
The blog’s latest identity, “Aquatic Behavior,” comes from my inability to read. I don’t know if it’s because I’m blind, or stupid, or both. I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Needless to say, the last four years have been interesting. My kittens have grown into cats. I adopted a puppy. And then a husband. And then another puppy. And now we’re this crazy family of six that is squished into one noisy house.
And this is where you can read all about it.