Dan and I BARTed into the city yesterday for the Giants game, and on our way, we had the pleasure of meeting a man who claims he is going to be BIGGER THAN EMINEM! This dude jumped on the train in Oakland and immediately started rapping about how he was the greatest, and he was going to be on television, and all the ladies were going to want to get with him. (Nice try, dude. I wouldn’t get near you even if I was convinced you weren’t insane.)

An entire train car full of people was doing everything possible to contain their laughter, but it was pretty difficult. This was Crazy Guy’s response once he realized that people weren’t taking him seriously, with a majority of threats directed at some poor dude who was just standing by the door, listening to his iPod and minding his own business.

(THIS is why I love public transit, you guys.)